My JeaLouS Ramblings

  • Justin: Green Lantern? More like the Rainbow Lantern! Amiright?
  • Me: My mom just said that they could call him Skittle.
  • Justin: Skittle Lantern
  • Me: Taste the rainbow!
Via Crazy, Not Stupid

On Getting Rid of Our Broken Couch

  • Dylan: If I had three wishes, I would waste the first one on making this fucking sofa a living creatures so I can make it bleed... But I'd feel bad, so I'd wish for it to be ok and healthy, then I'd release it into the woods, so the sentient sofa could frolic free... My third wish would be for an end to world hunger, then I'd sadly reflect on how this damn sofa took up two of my wishes.... But I'd feel good that we set a couch free and ended world hunger.
  • Me: I really love you.
  • Dylan: I love you, too.

“You told me I was dead,” Claire said sadly.

Her moonbeam eyes were searching for comfort.

“Why don’t you want to be dead, too?”

From Chapter 17: A Devil in a Child’s Body of Nine Days


I used to believe in destiny, you know? I’d go to the bagel place, see a pretty girl in line, reading my favorite novel, whistling the song that’s been stuck in my head all week. And I would think “Hey, maybe she’s the one.” Now I think “I just know that bitch is going to take the last whole wheat everything bagel”. I stopped believing. It’s just everyday I believe a little less, and a little less, and that sucks. What do I do about that Scherbatsky?

– Ted Mosby, How I Met Your Mother

Check out more of my comics at The Adventures of Frank (and Friends)




I’d love for you to check out my comics.


  • Me: I'm going to end up spending half my paychecks on comics. It's literally the only reason I want a job.
  • Justin: I had yard sale money that I blew. I went eBay wild, too. I should get a weekend job to support my addiction.
  • Me: Can you work a pole?
  • Justin: My thigh muscles are too weak.
Via Crazy, Not Stupid

chateauofadoubt:

my place. click for more photos.

I’m taking notes on the most effective places to hide when I’m stalking you.


Via ChateauOfADoubt


Duke: The Immortal, Suicidal Dog




Turn your love over and show me your heart.
They’re frail, thin, easily torn, like paper.


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